Jerry was such a cock block in this episode lol

miss-mgann:

“There’s already a Spider-Man and he seems to- to love it. He loves jumping around and being hit in the face and lit on fire. I’m not that guy. Let him do that. I’m not that guy.”

Miles Morales is bitten by a slightly different strain of genetically engineered spider than that which granted Peter Parker his powers. Miles, who just wants a normal life, is unhappy about having these abilities, and initially nauseated at the idea of risking his life to engage in superheroics. However, after Miles witnesses Spider-Man’s death at the hands of the Green Goblin, who is revealed to be high schooler Peter Parker, the guilt-ridden Miles realizes he could have helped Spider-Man. After his best friend Ganke suggests he assume the mantle of Spider-Man, and the two learn why Parker did what he did, Miles is inspired to try his hand at costumed crimefighting. During his first foray into costumed superheroics, he is confronted by many who consider his use of his Spider-Identity to be in ‘bad taste’. After helping S.H.I.E.L.D. subdue the escaped supervillain Electro, S.H.I.E.L.D. releases Miles and gives him a modified black and red version of the Spider-Man costume, which Ganke feels makes Miles “officially” the new Spider-Man

Because a lot of people have expressed the desire to read Miles’ series, but have no idea how to start. Here are the first #9 issues of Ultimate Spider-Man v2. I will be updating with each issue a week after it comes out, but please try to buy the issues when you can in order to support Miles and the comic industry.

All comics are in order and compressed in zip files. If you are not used to reading comics on your computer, you should get CDisplay to read the .cbr files or unzip them folders to read the files as .jpg’s

Ultimate Spider-Man v2

1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9.

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mishasminions:

drunkenwords:

“Some pretty boy angels share profound bonds with bow-legged hunters with daddy issues, because their asexuality doesn’t mean they can’t love. GET OVER IT.” [x]

WELL, IF THIS IS NOT CANON, THEN I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

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coolcrazysexy:

kittykumaaa:

namelessenemy:

thatoneikefan:

omFG I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH MY FRIEND IS SLEEPING ASDFGH

I like the guy on the bench who just dies instantly after seeing him. No time to process it, just falls over and dies.

I love you.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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suckmesleezi:

candycoatedkawaii:

Character : Halibel

Series: BLEACH

love it!

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