BETWEEN ASSEMBLIES
I assume it’s some kind of Natalie Portman reference, but tbh every time I see this I imagine the conversation going like this:
THOR: whyest thy long face, steve rogers?
STEVE: i traveled through time and missed my date with my girlfriend and now she’s dead and i’m sad.
THOR:
THOR:
THOR:
THOR: did you see black swan though
THOR: twas a cinematic masterpiece
Remember these?
Snake: Invisibility
Rat: Motion to the Motionless
Pig: Heat-Beam Eyes
Sheep: Astral Projection
Dragon: Combustion
Rabbit: Super Speed
Monkey: Animorph
Tiger: Separation of Yin and Yang/Balance
Ox: Super Strength
Horse: Healing
Rooster: Levitation/Telekinesis
Dog: Immortality
“JACKIEEEEEEEEEEEE”
“ONE MORE THING!”
“MAGIC MUST DEFEAT MAGIC!”
“Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao…
Yu Mo Gui Gwai Fai Di Zao…”Right in the childhood Q_Q
I WANT THESE SOOO BAD
The Code Word is Chinchilla!
Gimme the Dog, Rooster, Monkey, Horse & Ox talisman o_o
(Source: kurt-daddy)
“People don’t want a hero, they want to eat cheeseburgers, play the lotto and watch television.” Se7en (1995)
this is why theres never any black people in horror movies, we’d be OUT
like in horror movie scenarios it would be white women who die first tbh idk what the preoccupation with wandering off indignantly in survival situations is but
we don’t go to “investigate suspicious noises”
#is this catching fire #is that thresh #imma die
LAUGHING FOR AN ETERNITY
